Forgive her, because she can’t hide her brilliance. I adore her as much as you do. Her eyes sparkle every time she smiles. Yet don’t let her innocent appearance fool you. Many wise men tried foolish schemes just to have her, and none of them worked, of course. She’s used to that loving attention everyone offers, for she can see right through you; such is the cleverness of this beautiful young lady. Nevertheless, no one will ever take her place in my heart, for she is the only woman I can see.

P.S. Happy Birthday to me!